Smart Boy

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her

students. The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in

the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While

Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the

principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he

failed to answer any of his questions he was to go

back to the first

grade and behave.

She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to

him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks

and tells her, "I think Johnny can go

to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The

principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have

four of that I have only two of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Johnny: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the

answer,

But Johnny was taking charge.

Johnny: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down

and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide an

d before he could stop the answer...

Johnny: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me

up.I get wet before you do.

Johnny: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good.

Johnny: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip p

enetrates. I come with a

quiver.

Johnny: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with and ‘F' and ends in 'K' that means

a lot

of heat and excitement?

Johnny: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said

to the teacher, "Send

Johnny to University, I got the last ten q

uestions wrong myself!"

SMART BOY...HEHE....