A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in
the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the first
grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
The principal looks at Ms Brooks
and tells her, "I think Johnny can go
to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have
four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
But Johnny was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide an
d before he could stop the answer...
Johnny: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.I get wet before you do.
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip p
enetrates. I come with a
Ms Brooks: What word starts with and â€˜F' and ends in 'K' that means
of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher, "Send
Johnny to University, I got the last ten q
uestions wrong myself!"